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National Shitposts Agency

Defending the Internet's Honor, One Meme at a Time

The NSA works tirelessly to monitor, analyze, and occasionally create low-quality content for national security purposes.

⚠️ THREAT LEVEL: SPICY - Recent uptick in ratio attempts detected. Citizens advised to maintain strong posting hygiene.

About the Agency

Established in 1947 (allegedly), the National Shitposts Agency operates under the Department of Online Affairs to ensure America maintains supremacy in the information meme warfare landscape. Our analysts work around the clock to catalog, verify, and occasionally laugh at posts of questionable quality.

847M
Posts Monitored Daily
23
Ratio Incidents Prevented
∞
Copypastas Archived
420
Active Field Agents

🎯 Current Initiatives

  • Operation Touch Grass: Encouraging outdoor activities
  • Project Dank Surveillance: 24/7 meme monitoring
  • Task Force Cope: Managing online disagreements
  • Program Based: Identifying quality content

📊 Threat Categories

  • Level 1: Mild Takes
  • Level 2: Hot Takes
  • Level 3: Cringe Posts
  • Level 4: Main Character Syndrome
  • Level 5: Unhinged Thread Detected

💼 Career Opportunities

  • Senior Shitpost Analyst (GS-13)
  • Meme Classification Specialist
  • Director of Ratio Prevention
  • Chief Posting Officer
  • Copypasta Archivist
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Recent Advisories

November 7, 2025: Citizens are reminded that "no cap fr fr" does not constitute acceptable analysis in official communications.

November 5, 2025: New guidelines issued regarding the appropriate use of skull emojis in professional discourse.

November 1, 2025: Task Force investigating reports of a particularly devastating ratio in Sector 7-G.